The Hyoutei profiles are KILLING me

[gekidasa]

Hyoutei 40.5 profiles, taken from this blog

Akutagawa Jiroh
Commitee: off-school activities (wait!! Is this like Watanuki's go home after school club? So basically he doesn't bother with extracurricular stuff?)
Worst school subject: classics, chinese
Most frequented spot in school: courtyard, backyard, infirmary
Graduated from: Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: new types of Pocky
Motto: 果報は寝て待て (all things come to those who wait)
Movie: "Everything makes him sleepy"
Book: shounen manga
Music: "Everything makes me sleepy"
Favorite date spot: manga tea house (cafes where you usually pay an hourly rate and you can read all the manga there and have self-serviced drinks - yuki_scorpio)
Most desired/needed item: a big sofa for his room
Daily routine: changing the pillow cover (I suppose this implies he drools in his sleep? XD) - yuki_scorpio
Dislikes: tomatoes
Special non-tennis skill: he can recite all the "stands" in "JoJo", "stand" being a special ability featured in the manga series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventures" - yuki_scorpio

Kabaji Munehiro
Commitee: student council
Worst school subject: modern literature/art
Most frequented spot in school: Atobe's class
Graduated from: He transferred from King's Primary School (see Atobe) to Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: nothing in particular
Motto: 一寸の虫にも五分の魂・・・です (even a tiny insect has half a soul, meaning you should be considerate to the weak.)
Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Book: 跡部からもらった絵本 (a picture book from Atobe)
Music: 波の音 (the sound of waves)
Favorite date spot: the sea (the harbor)
Most desired/needed item: nothing in particular
Daily routine: arranging all the shoes at the (place where you take off your shoes as you enter a Japanese house
Dislikes: 「面白い事を言え」と言われる事 (being told to say something interesting?)
Special non-tennis skill: アイロンがけ (doing the ironing)、パッチワーク (the second one means "patchwork")

Ohtori Choutarou
Commitee: cultural committee
Worst school subject: experiments on animals (biology, I guess)
Most frequented spot in school: music room, 職員室 (staff room? does that mean the special regulars club room?)
Graduated from: Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: sheet music
Motto: One for all, All for one. (Literally like that, in english)
Movie: Lord of the Rings (BUAHAHAHA!!! Oh, KONOMI... this is totally because Namikawa voices Frodo, isn't it? XDDD)
Book: 東山の画集 (Book of Higashiyama prints - appparently Higashiyama refers to an artsy fartsy period in japanese history?)
Music: classical (Chopin)
Favorite date spot: wherever the girl wants to go (Ohtori would totally drive me up the wall)
Most desired/needed item: world peace (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, PEOPLE)
Daily routine: feeding birds in the garden
Dislikes: talking about love
Special non-tennis skill: perfect pitch/ear/sense of sound

Taki Haginosuke
Commitee: cultural committee
Hobby: flower arrangement (So. Freaking. GHEI.)
Most desired/needed item: antique pet dish (yeah, I don't know... Taki is SPECIAL)
Daily routine: 爪の手入れ (doing his nails... are you SHITTING me, Konomi?)
Dislikes: raw eggs
Special skill: he's able to stop the stopwatch at exactly one minute

Oshitari Yuushi
Commitee: foreign exchange committee (that's cool... although I suspect he just wants first crack at any hot foreign students)
Worst school subject: 器械体操 (Rythmic gymnastics)
Most frequented spot in school: サロン (literally "salon", says he goes there mostly to read)
Graduated from: Doutonbori Daini Shougakou (same as Kenya)
Spends his allowance on: goes to the movies
Motto: 人間万事塞翁が馬 (Inscrutable are the ways of heaven/Fortune is changeable and unpredictable)
Movie: 邦画（純愛系）(Japanese movies about "pure love")
Book: romance novels
Music: 昭和歌謡曲 (popular Showa songs/folk music?)
Favorite date spot: a quiet/peaceful park
Most desired/needed item: "himitsu" (it's a secret)
Daily routine: reads while riding the train
Dislikes: natto and caterpillars
Special non-tennis skill: 魚を3枚におろす事 (to fillet a fish into three pieces)

Mukahi Gakuto
Commitee: exercize committee
Worst school subject: politics/economics
Most frequented spot in school: the roof
Graduated from: Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: hanging out with friends
Motto: 一日一跳（小学生のときに自分でつくったことわざ）- a jump a day (it was something he made up when he was in primary school)
Movie: Spiderman
Book: shounen manga (sports)
Music: hiphop
Favorite date spot: 遊園地（バンジージャンプができるところ）- amusement park (bungee jumping???)
Most desired/needed item: 背中に羽がほしい! (I think he means he wants to sprout wings on his back)
Daily routine: emailing friends (100 messages a day)
Dislikes: ghost stories, his father
Special non-tennis skill: skateboarding and streetdanccing (not that this isn't TOTALLY in character for Gakuto, because it is, but how much do you bet at least some of it is because of Ruito?)

Shishido Ryoh
Commitee: off-campus activities (see Jiroh)
Worst school subject: geometry/english conversation
Most frequented spot in school: the school store, the infirmary
Graduated from: Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: CDs and magazines
Motto: Never Give Up (like that, in english)
Movie: Star Wars series (LOL... geek)
Book: music magazines
Music: western music (mainly rock)
Favorite date spot: アミューズメントスポット (theme park, the sort of place with a ferris wheel)
Most desired/needed item: rare jeans XD
Daily routine: walking the dog, reading in a conbini (convenience store)
Dislikes: 担任の小林 (homeroom teacher Kobayashi), 恥ずかしいポエム (shy poetry? I'm guessing he just doesn't like sappy poems)
Special non-tennis skill: poker and bowling (high score: 272)... what happened to billiards?

Hiyoshi Wakashi
Commitee: 報道委員 (school newspaper)
Worst school subject: music (aw!! but his boyfriend is so GOOD at it!)
Most frequented spot in school: the stairs, the music room (OMG, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? HE'S BAD AT MUSIC BUT IT'S WHERE HE SPENDS HIS TIME!! TORIPIYO OTP!!!!!), the animal lab (um... creepy)
Graduated from: Hyoutei's elementary school division
Spends his allowance on: rare books
Motto: 下剋上 (GEKOKUJO)
Movie: Hong Kong movies (kung fu/action)... oh, PIYO ♥
Book: 学園七不思議系 - Gakuen Nanafushigi ("a book on the popular Seven School Ghost Stories, definitely not a hentai book.... adult-themed, perhaps, but a lot of students read it" - iyori)
Music: quiet/peaceful music
Favorite date spot: mystery spot
Most desired/needed item: singles 1 (aw)
Daily routine: early morning training/practice
Dislikes: karaoke (this is a fic just waiting to happen)
Special non-tennis skill: そろばん (japanese abacus, thanks fic_faery)

Atobe Keigo
Commitee: student council president
Worst school subject: none
Most frequented spot in school: his special sofa in the student council (office XDDD), the chairman's, um, chambers (office... I hope XD)
Graduated from: King's Primary School (Great Britain)
Spends his allowance on: treating/buying stuff for the club members
Motto: Adel sitzt im Gemüt, nicht im Geblüt. ("Nobility resides in the mind, not in the blood", thanks fuhjin and anjenue)
Movie: 新旧問わず観るが特にヨーロッパの映画 (um... I think it's a snotty way to say he sees a lot of stuff but specially European films)
Book: Shakespeare
Music: classical
Favorite date spot: cruising the southern isles (XD! What else?)
Most desired/needed item: a new tennis court
Daily routine: 風呂あがりにシャンパン（ノンアルコール）を飲む事 (UM. Drinks (non-alcoholic) champagne in the bath. *DIES EVEN MORE*)
Dislikes: 節足動物＠最初, 忍足動物って見えた笑 ("in the beginning, it was anthropods... and then he made a pun with the word and related anthropods with Oshitari." - (lj user="yuki_scorpio"))
Special non-tennis skill: fencing, 社交ダンス (ballroom dancing?)



ETA: thank you to everyone helping out with translating (yuki_scorpio, anjenue, fuhjin, iyori, jiroh_akutagawa, and anyone I may have missed. ♥

Comments

[peacock.livejournal.com]

lkhgasg. XD WORLD PEACE. OH CHOUTAROU. *DEAD DEAD DEAD*

These are so much win it hurts. I want to write fic now, but I have an essay to do. Ahhhh, exciting~ :D

It's so nice seeing fandom explode with happy. *bounces*

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

I was DYING while doing Hyoutei. They're so ridiculous and awesome. XD

[fic-faery.livejournal.com]

For Hiyo, he's good at using the Japanese calculus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soroban lol


And this is just so amusing. Choutarou killed me. He must be so annoying with all his talk about togetherness and world peace. No wonder Shishido chose him to help him get back on the team.

I also picutre Shishido getting really pissy everytime Oshitari starts going on and on about romance and stuff especially if poetry is involved at all.

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

Choutarou killed me. He must be so annoying with all his talk about togetherness and world peace. Oh, god, YES. I imagine there must be a lot of eye-rolling.

Know what else killed me? TAKI. Because... he does his nails? Flower arranging? XDDDD

I also picutre Shishido getting really pissy everytime Oshitari starts going on and on about romance and stuff especially if poetry is involved at all.

Hell yes! Polar opposites. I love it, because it's how I've always seen them: two dudes that are in the same social circle but really don't have much in common and in fact annoy the piss out of each other.

[amamiyarin.livejournal.com]

Oshitari TOTALLY watches Tada, Kimi wo Aishiteru (Heavenly Forest). And cries over the ending too.

*high fives Shishido for Star Wars*

And off practice, Gakuto doesn't let his cellphone go for an instant, does he? My God, Gakuto... the stereotype is only GIRLS text-message/e-mail that many in a day. ^^;;

...Konomi gets tidbits from the seiyuu and the Myu boys and shamelessly put them into the actual profiles. I LOVE IT.

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

...Konomi gets tidbits from the seiyuu and the Myu boys and shamelessly put them into the actual profiles. I LOVE IT.

Yup yup! I totally get that impression too. XDD

[waka-laka.livejournal.com]

Movie: Lord of the Rings (BUAHAHAHA!!! Oh, KONOMI... this is totally because Namikawa voices Frodo, isn't it? XDDD)

I squeed a little TOO hard at that.

CHOUTAROU. ASHFSDSJKG *_*

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. Atobe's motto means basically 'noble by nature, not by birth' (trans: nobility in nature/mind, not in birth) *laughs* Though I'm not sure what sitting (sitz) has to do with it. Maybe like.....adel sitzi = noble stature, or something.

Oh, Keigo. ♥

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'll add that up there. XD

[ikusatami.livejournal.com]

lol Hiyoshi XD

Adel sitzt im Gemüt, nicht im Geblüt.
It means something like.. nobility resides/sits/is (whatever) in the mind, not in the blood.

thank you for translating these and the shitenhouji ones :DD

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

AHA. Sitzt! That makes a lot more sense. I was scratching my head going 'what the hell? Noble seat?'

[reposoir.livejournal.com]

These profiles are killing me. *laughs and laughs*

Especially Ohtori's. He and Shishido can go to conventions together...;D

Thank you so much for sharing them!!

[garowyn.livejournal.com]

Choutarou likes The Lord of the Rings, and Shishido likes Star Wars -- my two favorite series! Ah, this is great. Thanks for sharing!

[the-queen-s.livejournal.com]

Firstly: *_* Thank you SO MUCH for translating this!

Secondly: Concerning Atobe's motto:
Adel sitzi im Gemut, nicht im Geblut

That's German and the right notation actually is:
Adel sitzt im Gemüt, nicht im Geblüt.

Meaning of this Motto is:
To be a real nobleman you have to think and act and feel aristocratically. The title is given to you by birth, but to be a real nobleman, you have to be morally and act accordingly.
I hope I was able to express myself clearly. xD

Finally: Again, thank you very much for translating! *_*

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I used fuhjin's translation, which is nice and brief, but yours explains it very well. :D

[iyori.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH, KONAMI.

nd Kabaji, such a romantic eeeeee! &hearts ♥ Uwahhh he came from the same school as Atobe. That. That is awesome KabaAto fic material ohhhh yesyesyes *wakuwaku*

Thanks for the translation! Here are some corrections.

Gakuen Nanafushigi is a book on the popular Seven School Ghost Stories, definitely not a hentai book.... adult-themed, perhaps, but a lot of students read it so i doubt it.

And re: Jirou, his replies to movies and music, etc is basically "Everything makes me sleepy." XDDD

[iyori.livejournal.com]

Oh and i forgot this one! Atobe's reply to what he spends the most money on is "treating/buying stuff for the club members".

[athena8.livejournal.com]

Natto hatred-- obviously! He's Osakan. XD

[kat8cha.livejournal.com]

....he drinks non-alcoholic chapagne in the bath. OH ATOBE. But lol, maybe he's saying he dislikes when Oshitari's an animal? lol

Oh Hiyoshi. XD So cute. ToriHiyo OTP.

Though, Ohtori dislikes animal testing... maybe Hiyoshi's really an animal lover and is there to free the frogs?

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

ToriPiyo TOTALLY OTP now. \XD/

[yuki-scorpio.livejournal.com]

何も見ても眠くなる - he gets sleepy no matter what he watches

マンガ喫茶 - manga teahouse, yes. They're basically cafes where you usually pay an hourly rate and you can read all the manga there and have self-serviced drinks.

何を聴いても眠くなる - he gets sleepy no matter what he listens to

まくらカバーを取りかえる - changing the pillow cover (I suppose this implies he drools in his sleep? XD)

ジョジョのスタンド名が全部言える事 - he can recite all the "stands" in "JoJo", "stand" being a special ability featured in the manga series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventures".

一寸の虫にも五分の魂・・・です - even a tiny insect has half a soul, meaning you should be considerate to the weak.

玄関の靴を全てそろえる - arranging all the shoes at the (place where you take off your shoes as you enter a Japanese house, I forgot what it's called in English)

アイロンがけ - doing the ironing. XDDDD

職員室 - staff room, yes ^^

ストップウォッチを1分ジャストで止められる事 - he's able to stop the stopwatch at exactly one minute. XD

魚を3枚におろす事 - to fillet a fish into three pieces >_>

一日一跳（小学生のときに自分でつくったことわざ）- a jump a day (it was something he made up when he was in primary school)

アミューズメント - I think that means something closer to theme park, normally the sort of place with a ferris wheel.

報道委員 - I *think* it's the school newspaper commitee member

部員におごってあげる事 - giving treats to the club members

節足動物＠最初 - in the beginning, it was anthropods... and then he made a pun with the word and related anthropods with Oshitari. XD;

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

Oooh, thanks. ♥

Will make the corrections!

[hbft90poo.livejournal.com]

WHAT. WHAT. CHOTAROU HAS PERFECT PITCH? NO FAIR. ):

[hyatt-ayanami.livejournal.com]

OMG *o*
Thank you so much for the translation*o*
Taki is so.....GAY XDDDDDD *luv him*

Gakuto's one is...interesting- all the hiphop and streetdancing made me think of Ruito*o*;
And the fact he dislikes his father.....sounds so fandom-like XD lol

AND OMG Gakuto goes on date at the amusment park....so it's true...he bring Hiyoshi there on purpose XDDDDD lol

[chiasmus.livejournal.com]

Ee, the Ohtori and Hiyoshi parts make me glee SO MUCH. :DD

Hahahahah, rare jeans.

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

The Ohtori and Piyo parts had me grinning from ear to ear. Piyo hanging out in the music room in particular.

Shishi cracks me up because he's such a BOY.

[dtn.livejournal.com]

Daily routine: emailing friends (100 messages a day)
...W-Wow.... ;_;

I think might have died at Taki's profile the most. It's either the stop watch skill or the nails thing going on there XD;;

I have a stupid urge to watch Star Wars now too. Thank you for translating, that was all sorts of amusing. \XD/

[m3owchan.livejournal.com]

XDXDXD

Thank you for translating!!!

[mayezinha.livejournal.com]

Well, I sat through this one, I couldn't miss it.

Ohtori killed me. And I can't believe the hints of Piyolove XDDD
What's wrong with Star Wars!?!?! That makes Shishido more adorable!!! :D

Taki also killed me. Konomi doesn't help too.

Kabaji's abilities!! :D Well, I kill to know to do some patchwork. ^^;;

Yes, all the ideas from the myuguys are so much love.

Now I want desperately some Higa.

[gekidasa.livejournal.com]

It's like Christmas came early with the subtle proof of ToriPiyo love! \^o^/



What's wrong with Star Wars!?!?!

There's nothing wrong with Star Wars, but it does make him a Star Wars geek. A very cute geek who probably owns several light sabers. :D



I've been looking for the full Rikkai stats but I haven't found them yet. D:

[tarma.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much for your work and also to those who helped out!

[abigail.livejournal.com]

I'm in love with Choutarou. I'm not kidding, either. He's just... GAH.

I love you so much for translating this ;.;

[kimby77.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, Choutarou! And SHISHIDO likes STAR WARS.

*dies*

Omg, thanks so much for the translations. :D :D :D

[amari-sakura.livejournal.com]

homghonmg *squees*

- Kabaji's motto..awwwwww <333
- what's this?Atobe and Kabaji graduating from the same primary school? XDDDDD
- Chota's date spot...♥♥ *swoons*
- Chota wants world peace..LOL ♥ XD
- Hiyo's liking for music..now that's new ._.
did Konomi just came up with this idea all of a sudden ro something? XD;;
- Atobe's daily routine....HOMG *dies*

thanks so much for trans-ing and those who help out with it!it's so much fun reading Hyotei ^^

[dhorz.livejournal.com]

Taki! FLower arragement! DOING HIS NAILS! LOL!

And I was cracking up at Jirou's 'Everyhting makes him sleepy' thing. LOL. that's truly Jirou. XD


I heart you for sharing.

[dame-batsie.livejournal.com]

I was brushing my teeth while reading this, and when I read Taki's profile, I literally spat out toothpaste on the keyboard. That was so hilarious!

Thanks for translating. Love the little comments too.